Love story of Ron and Edna

Love story of Ron and Edna

 Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

 Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end.

 He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

 Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

 When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.                      

 When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.

 The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

 The bad news is, Ron hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

 I am so sorry, but he's dead.'                                            

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 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry…                          

                                                                            

 How soon can I go home?

H2O: Dangerous Chemical!

H₂O: Dangerous Chemical!

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

• Forty-three (43) said yes,
• six (6) were undecided,
• and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.


This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny
Courtesy: http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html 

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