Celebration means .....

Celebration means......

Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
no raincoat, no umbrella


Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.


Celebration means......

Maggie noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a. m.


Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.


Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbors dropping in.
A party.


Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.


You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
millions on weddings,

but to  

Celebrate
Keep in touch with those who care for you......

Programming Songs

Programming Songs

1.Two Recursive functions calling each other 
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum 

2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz 

3. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan 

4. Untrackable bug   --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se 

5. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client) 
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua 

6. And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

7. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

8.  Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

9. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayega
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

10. Local variable
Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan,
Iske siva Jana kaahan.

11. Global variable
Musafir hoon yaaron,
na ghar hai na thikana

12. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ..

13. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

14. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

15. Hidden or Private scope Variable/value
Jaanejan .. dhoondta phir raha,
Hoon tujhe raat din,
main yahan se wahan

Tata Nano Effect !::!

The management - For the smile of every employee

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES! 

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

• Workloads getting to you?
• Feeling stressed?
• Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

Fig 1. 

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2. 
Fig 2. 

Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3. 

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

The Management

Tears ??

TEARS…..?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

" What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee,
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"
"Yes! I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.


"Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said,

'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

"I would have been released today!" 
;-)

Facebook Clone!!!!

WARNING: PLEASE : THIS LINK IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED  !!!! - HORROR CONTENT

Hi,

 I am sharing a hyperlink ... its a sort of a facebook page ...

Don’t worry abt the profile picture & stuff..

its just a test..

once this page is open please click on the Add as friend and I want you to tell me what happens..do you get to see a dialog box appear to click on OK.

The process wil take few mins…but its intresting…..

http://www.sinthaistudio.com/thehouse/alrena/

WARNING: THIS LINK IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED  !!!! 

A Perfect Example of DeadLock .....................Deadlock Error!!!!!

Wanna know what Deadlock is?
 

From	To	Message
Boss	Secretary	For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary	Husband	For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband	Secret lover	My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together.
Secret lover	Small boy (whom she is giving private tuition)	I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy	Grand-father	Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together.
Grandpa (TheBoss:))	Secretary	This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary	Husband	This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband	Secret lover	We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover	Small boy	This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy	Grandfather	Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Why you should never put your picture on the Internet ???

The "Woman" in our life

The "Woman" in our life 

A short note on Woman. 
The definition revisited when i thought of my closest friend who told me "Woman is one who is above 18 years of age, one who is mature", but i thought why not give an elaborate idea of Woman once again? 
So here it is :|... bear if you can ...and correct me if I am wrong anywhere :) ... 
sorry if it hurts :( & thanks if it's cool B)

Tomorrow you may get a working woman,  but you should marry with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are.

Who is earning almost as much as you do.

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are.

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life.

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home , people who love her, to adopt your home , your family, your ways and even your family ,name.

One, who is so me how expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen.

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; 

to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; 

and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you.

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities.

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise.

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met.

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her.

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstained support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it. 

But not many guys understand this ... and most who understand they don't do anything about this ...

Appreciate "HER"

Honey I have a confession... I have another woman ... OMG

The Soupy Story

Now Atleast Dont be a Racist !! :P

The Fun part Returns - The magnanimous events with little suspense

Let things go on ...anyways you be your own self :)