Murphy's Law Revisited !!!

!!! MURPHY'S LAW REVISITED !!!

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

 

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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


 

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.  

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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
 

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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
 

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
 

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  As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

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Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.

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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

SARRDARRRRR is BACKKKKKKKK

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?

Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....

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Sardar's dad died and he was crying
After a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.

Friend :- What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......

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Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile  chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........

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Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere
kyu nhi...

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Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga.......

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If sardar want to dial 9449494494..

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and then "REDIAL".....................

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......

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Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN peelaye.. "..
 
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Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,

Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....

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One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or

we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
months. ..

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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi, kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..

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...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi joke chahiye tumhe..... Jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...
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Future of Dating

Future Of Dating!!!

Part 1

Part 2