Friday, May 20, 2011

Killing English In our own style - Those Painax Mugpots

Killing English In our own style - Those Painax Mugpots

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette ... ? "                                                   

*********************************************************************     

Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"                           
*******************************************                               
Once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america .."     
*******************************************                               
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."                               
*******************************************                               
"..dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen  down....."
*******************************************                               
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to  switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
*******************************************                               
teacher in a furious mood......write down ur name and father of ur name!!                                
*******************************************                               
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"              
*******************************************                               
My manager started like this - Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"                                   
*******************************************                               
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board                                                                 
*******************************************                               
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"                      
****************************** *************                              
LIBRARIAN SCOLDS ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"     
*******************************************                               
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"                         
*******************************************                               
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father                     
*******************************************                               
"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"     
*******************************************                               
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..... "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??                  
********************************************                              
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class...       
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"   





and we thought only teachers are always rodding their students ;) 







Wokay now this was all from exaggerators and contradictors 
everything seems pseud level stud max when spoken in English :P
thats how people can walk in English they can talk in english as English is a very funny language ;)




 All above highfundu ;) arbit fart kinda kulted from pack level gumbal banging their head over daily grub and babbling about a cuppax movie after mugging for hours ... 
yuq those painax mugpots  .... 

No comments:

Post a Comment