Height of insult

Height of insult

Professor to a student in the class- Hey wake up ur neighbour..

Student- tune sulaya to tu hi utha....

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AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLARED <<

A boy messaged his rank to his friend...

Friend replied :

'abey naya number liya hai kya

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Girl to her blind bf: kash tum dekh sakhte mein kitni khoobsurat hun

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aakh wale tujhe mere liye chod jate...andha hun pagal nahi..........

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Boy(romantically): i wanna tell u something

Gal: its nt gud to tlk while eating..

(After eating)

Gal: nw tell me

Boy: there was a cockraoch in ur food

aur ban le heroin..:-D

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After looking at her result:

Girl: Kya ?? Mai english me fail hogyi??

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UNPOSSIBLE !!!!

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Babulal started a college. All students were confused while taking admission

Bcoz,

Name of d college is

"Babulal's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce & arts "

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Ek ghatia joke :

Aise janvar ka naam batayiye, jo bilkul kutte jaise diktha hai, lekin sirf 3 pairo par chaltaa hai?

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sochiye..

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Langdaa kutta.

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Once Einsten was reading in class.

A scorpio bit his toe but he continued reading with concentration.

When sir asked him, He said that the scorpio bit him on the toe, not on mind, So he didnt lose his concentration.

Friends, dis is what we call as...

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OVER ACTING !

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Figure Freak Bhikharin !!

Babu Ji…. 1 Rupaiya de do…. 3 din se bhukhi hun.. ?

Babu Ji ? 3 din se bhukhi hai toh 1 rupaiya ka kya karegi … ? ?

Bhikharin ? Vajan dekhungi … kitna kam hua hai…. ?

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Pappu goes 4 an interview :

Interviewer - Tumhara janm kahan hua tha?

Pappu - Tiruvananthpuram.

Interviewer - Spelling bolo?

Pappu - mazaak kar rah tha GOA me hua tha

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Santa: Aj mere paas paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai... Tere paas kya hai??

Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai...

Santa: Abey saale!!! Fir hamari maa kiske paas hai??

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Sir: Bachcho batao tumne "RAB NE BANA DI JODI" film se kya sikha??

Student: Sir, yehi ki agar mehnat ki jaaye to shaadi shuda ladki vi patayi ja sakti hai... ;)

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