Now finally Deadly PJ's Shayari

PJ Shaayari :)

1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
     Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
 

" 1 is neither composite nor prime"

2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
   Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...


3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
     yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

4.. Arj kiya hai..
 
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
 

He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
    woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
   mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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 ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...


7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
   Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...

8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
   mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...


9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
    Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."


10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
       Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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 "itni sakti hamen dena data "


11. Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai… 
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…WAH WAH…!! 


12. Arz kiya hai…  

Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…....
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past….......
Offer valid till stocks last..  :-P
 
13. Arz kiya hai…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng… 
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng ...

Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.

 
14.  Arz kiya hai… 
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya… 


Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah… 


Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya… 


Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…

15. Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala  
...Waah! Waah!..

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...






"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" 

16.  Teacher to student : 
1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
 
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…


Teacher:  Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala


Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..







17.  Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach ...

Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach...
Asali masale sach sach MDH...MDH ...! 

18. Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????

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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai...

19. A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
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think!!!
donno??? cuz .... .!!!!!!!!

he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
 
20. Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter.......
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
 

21. 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!Wah wah wah 


 
22. World’s most PAINFUL shayari…
Dil mai chubhi sui….
Arz kiya hai…
Dil mai chubhi sui…....  
Aawaj aayi....
...Uui uui, uui uui..
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