Techie PJ's ;)

Techie PJ's time ...

 1. All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.

 A hero comes and saves them.

 All electrons ask him "Who are you?"

 He Says

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 "My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"



2. Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the  road.
 Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
 "I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will  eliminate me."
 But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
 "U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
 'Differential starts laughing??..

 Why??
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 Socho ...............
 Socho ...............

 Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."
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no more constant values below ;) enjoy