| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
David Bissonette |
| After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. |
Sacha Guitry |
| By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates |
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| Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. |
Anonymous |
| The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" |
Dumas |
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| I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. |
Sigmund Freud |
| 'Somepeople ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to arestaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' |
Anonymous |
| 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' |
Sam Kinison |
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| I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't..' |
James Holt McGavra |
| Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. |
Patrick Murra |
| The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... |
Nash |
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| You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to. |
Anonymous |
| My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met. |
Henny Youngman |
| A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. |
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| A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' |
Anonymous |
| First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' |
Anonymous |
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